I get that a hell lot. It’s not like I ricochet off walls or scream terror unnecessarily. Mostly, it’s called for, but we shall leave that topic, for now.
I’m just not stereotypically poised or genteel and I’m not sure if I know how to be so. If you share my affliction in this cruel world of critical potatoes, you’ll know the following feels.
#1. People are always scrambling to shoosh you down
“Shhh, they can hear you.”
“I know. I want them to hear me.”
#2. Wait till you meet ze family
It’s really just the 4 of us.
#3. Swearing conveys the highest form of passion.
Because we’re dedicated, you f*cking f*cksh*t.
#4. Telephone conversations always start with the other party saying, “Why so angry?”
#5. CAPSLOCK IS LIFE!
IT DOES JUSTICE TO YOUR EXPLODING ENERGY!